|Subject||Honky hung like a Donkey|
Ackless is when your chick isn't rackless
And you're a bold motherfucker living life more savage than the average
Making fuckers jealous at work they barely live a lifetime as good as one of your single afternoons
Giving broads half the pipe thinking their sternum may explode at a 1/2 Hz thrust
When you're a philly cat permanently banned from Cinnaminson cuz your bulge was making the Residents super eggy
Getting off on the natural severe and hazardous weather while people are laying in bed like a piece of shit!
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