Ackless Philosophy

Date 11/15/2019
By Peg Leg
Subject Honky hung like a Donkey

Ackless is when your chick isn't rackless

And you're a bold motherfucker living life more savage than the average

Making fuckers jealous at work they barely live a lifetime as good as one of your single afternoons

Giving broads half the pipe thinking their sternum may explode at a 1/2 Hz thrust

When you're a philly cat permanently banned from Cinnaminson cuz your bulge was making the Residents super eggy

Getting off on the natural severe and hazardous weather while people are laying in bed like a piece of shit!



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